1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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