bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
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