she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
Randomize
