Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
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