why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
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