you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
My dick has a subreddit
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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