Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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