who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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