My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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