She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
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