I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
