you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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