I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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