im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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