I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I deserve to be covered in dicks
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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