Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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