How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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