Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
Randomize
