If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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