My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
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