I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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