If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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