with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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