Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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