Don't you send me to vm
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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