Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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