Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
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