First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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