Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
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