yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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