Nicole vs. Life
i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
my phone needs a breathalizer
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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