I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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