I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
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