So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Duck Duck Cougar?
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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