i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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