sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
You coming home soon, man?
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He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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