Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Randomize
