Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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