yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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