Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
He? As in you personified your dick?
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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