Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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