He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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