On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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