AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
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