Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
mondays should just be called national damage control day
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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