So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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