physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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