Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i would punch a child for taco bell
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Randomize
