there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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