Do vagina's smell?
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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