Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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