bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
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