Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
Holy shit dude........stairs
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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