It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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